She Sued Her Parents for Being Born Without Consent… and “Won” $5,000 a Month?
Just when you thought TikTok couldn’t get any more unhinged, enter Kass Theaz — a New Jersey content creator who’s mastered the art of satirical chaos.
In a 2023 video that quickly went viral, Kass claimed she sued her parents for giving birth to her without her consent — and even “won” $5,000 a month in what she called “involuntary life support.”
“They didn’t even try to contact me before I was born to see if I actually wanted to be here,” she deadpanned. “If you’re pregnant, hire a psychic medium to check with your future baby.”
Was she joking? Yes.
Did everyone realize that? Absolutely not.Satire That Went Way Over Some Heads
A mom of three herself, Kass regularly mocks extreme “woke” takes by dialing them up to absurdity. Her profile even says her content is satire — but that didn’t stop TikTok from exploding with reactions.
Some of the most hilariously confused comments:
- “I can’t believe your parents would do that!”
- “I was contacted at seven months. I knew what was coming.”
- “What if your adopted kids sue you for choosing them without consent?”
Instead of clarifying, Kass leaned in, posting a follow-up video saying the court ruled her parents are financially responsible for her “since they didn’t get her permission to be born.” The internet was shook.
But Wait — She Has Kids?
Yep. Some viewers were baffled, asking how she could have kids after all that. Her answer?
“It’s different when you adopt. It’s not my fault they’re here — I’m just trying to help.”
You gotta respect the commitment.
And Then Came… Trans-Species Parenting
In another viral bit, Kass claimed she was “ashamed” for not being supportive enough when her son came out as a cat. From litter-box training woes to campaigning for a trans-species child tax credit, her straight-faced delivery had people crying with laughter (or outrage).
With millions of views and over 8 million likes, Kass Theaz has proven one thing loud and clear: people will believe just about anything online.
“I thought it was obviously a joke,” she told the New York Post. “But honestly, it’s kind of funny — people get so worked up without doing even a little research.”
So, what do you think — satirical genius or too far?
Send this to someone who needs a laugh today. They might just thank you for it.
